June 6, 2005 - Harder B-day Bash Recap

Oh boy.. Where do I even start??!!? What a weekend!! Paul and I arrived in Saskatoon Friday afternoon and got ourselves settled into the hotel room and then called Harder informing him of our arrival and told him that once we were finished supper and ready we'd call him back and get together to let the birthday festivities begin.. So, after we finished our supper and got ready we called Harder back and him and his friend Cara (his "potential" as he likes to call her) to come down to our hotel room... It was a great reunion for Harder and I since we haven't seen each other since last October for my birthday.. he got out of Cara's car and I was like.. HARDER!!!! and he's like.. YOLANDA!! and we were all crazy and hyper and I think both Cara and Paul were a bit scared.. muhahaha!! This was just the beginning of the craziest night evar! We went up to our hotel room and once we got up the stairs I blindfolded Harder and we dragged him into the hotel room where I put the greatest birthday hat I've ever created on his head and put the kick ass poster I made him in his hands and then let him take off the blindfold.. He very much enjoyed the poster I made him and thought the hat was great.. I then gave him the rest of his presents.. a box set I called: Ricky Harder Drunk as Fuck: "I'm Elvis Peeing on a Dumpster" which included 4 cd's of music.. the first one just nothing but songs sung by Elvis and the other 3 cd's were of songs with the word Elvis somewhere in the lyrics, included in the box set was also Elvis: The Movie. Harder really seemed to enjoy this!!! The rest of his presents were a birthday boy badge, canucks air fresheners, fridge magnets, key chain, the cowboy Troy cd (paul made that one for him) and last but not least, some pepperoni and cheese. After I gave Harder the presents we were off to start the festivities with playing some pool. The four of us had a few games of pool then trucked on over to McDonalds to visit Harder's friend Shannon for a few and check to see if she was going to join us later on at Dublin's.. after that we went on over to Dublin's and oh boy the festivities began!! Harder kept drinking rum and coke all night and I bought him a pitcher of it.. He slowly began getting drunk... I knew this was going to be an insane night.. We sang lots of karokee, danced, and had a lot of people stop by for his party. His friends Brooke and Darlene from Wal-Mart stopped by, then Shannon, then Jodi, and then Sharon.. who he didn't think was going to come and she totally surprised him. The night went on then at midnight Harder gets called up to do a "blow job" shooter and is told to bring up someone with him.. someone that he doesn't mind getting "close" to.. so theres me and 3 other girls sitting there.. and do you think the other 3 would go up on stage with him?? nooooo!!! so of course it was up to me to go on stage and embarass myself while he downed a blow job shooter between my legs.. (i'm not bitter towards the other 3 girls for this at all!!) Anyways.. after that the night just got crazier Harder did an insane song by skid row and I got some crazy pics from that.. he pretty much screamed the lyrics out, danced like a crazy mo fo and well you need to see the video clip to truly understand what I'm talking about.. the night started coming to an end and we decided to leave.. We walk out of the bar and Harder decides he needs to pee on a dumpster.. (at least he lived up to what his hat said.. "i pee on dumpsters when drunk") so he walks around the side of the bar and sure enough theres a dumpster and he makes us make a video of it.. so Paul recorded the video and I took a pic.. while Ryan kept on yelling out obscenities and yelling that he was Ricky Harder drunk as fuck and Elvis peeing on a fucking dumpster while he pissed on a dumpster. It was embarassing and hilarious at the same time.. The video tells all.. This was definetely the craziest part of the entire weekend.. After the peeing episode we went to Mac's where Harder razzed his friend Kira for a while, she was not impressed at all that we brought a very drunk Ryan to her store to visit her and I don't blame her.. After that we went back to our hotel room and hung out for a while then poor Sharon took very drunk Ryan home apparently having to drag him into his house and open the door for him.. What a trooper Sharon is!! We all got some much needed rest after a crazy night of partying it up and the next day Harder, Paul and I went and did some shopping and got Ryan's pics from Wal-Mart and then went to shop at circle mall, we then took Ryan back home and went and had a nap and got ready for another night of some partying, but this time some quiet relaxing partying. Harder, Paul and I went to play pool again and it was me against both of them. After always sucking hardcore at pool and now that I'm half decent and kinda now what I'm doing it was a confidence booster to play pool against 2 guys and do a pretty darn good job if I do say so myself. After the pool we drove around a bit and then went to Cheesetoast and just hung out and did some karaokee and then Harder's friend Melissa from work came out for a while. I even sung "I try to think about Elvis" by Patty Loveless for Harder as part of his b-day present. After that we went back to Mac's to appologize to Kira for the previous night and then went back to our hotel. We get to the hotel and Paul and Harder are telling me that someone is in the bushes by where I just parked and that they were walking and.. not a big deal until we look over and realize the car next to us has a smashed window and that the people we saw in the bushes just did it! We informed the very touched/weird front desk guy, then proceeded up to the hotel room to call the cops where we saw some people and questioned them if they owned this car and finally found the owner.. then we called the cops and then hung out to see if the cops would come, which they didn't.. so after we realized the cops weren't coming Paul and I drove Ryan back home and said our good-byes to Harder and to an insane weekend of partying it up Harder style. We got some sleep, got up Sunday morning got ready and said good-bye to Saskatoon and made our way back to Regina. Overall the weekend was great, I got to see Harder and Sharon who I haven't seen in ages and missed and got to meet a whole bunch of Harder's friends he always talks about. I got to witness the Elvis peeing on a dumpster thing live (not sure that I wanted to).. I got to do lots of karaokee which I haven't done in ages and got to do some dancing and partying it up and got to play some pool too! I also got to spend time with Paul which was soo great and he didn't even get sick of me! Well.. thats a recap of the weekend and I'd like to thank all of Harder's friends that came out to his party both nights and made this years party a heck of a lot better than his party last year!!! Keep it real!